Restaurant Mis-Service

It makes me livid when I get repeatedly asked “how is sir today, is everything fine, how is your meal…?” Are these people professionally-trained to annoy us? I imagine that somewhere in the world there is a finishing school for these half-wits under the banner of “hospitality management” – an oxymoron if ever I heard one
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Mr Ed’s Post-election Speech

Speech as planned I have just accepted Her Majesty the Queen’s kind offer to form a new administration and Government for the country. David Cameron’s defeat was accompanied with dignity and courage, and the manner of his leaving is the mark of the man. I am pleased to pay tribute to him. As I stand here befor
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Swimmingly Good Fun

There’s nothing I like better than driving on a very wet day and finding that I just happen to encounter cyclists at the same time as a large, filthy puddle. Yes! Well, there is one thing I like more and that is when they have splashed out on what looks like the latest Olympic-style, skin-tight, show-off
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Saganarians

A new genre of oldies has arrived; well, it’s not so much a genre as a plague. They can get everywhere. These “upwardly immobile” folks are about to explode on to the international holiday scene in increasing numbers to crowd out otherwise peaceful retreats and havens. What is the reason for this sudden upsurge? Quit
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