Hikers’ Nudity on Sacred Mountain

Police have arrested four hikers who are alleged to have indulged in an act of nudity on one of Britain’s most sacred mountains, Ben Nevis, causing grave offence to members of the Clan Cameron within whose sacred lands the mountain lies. Images have begun to appear on social media sites, showing the four in a pose that resembles th
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Miserableness is in Your DNA

When it comes to personality, genes matter. So why shouldn’t a person be predisposed towards being miserable and, hence, a confirmed MB? Do relationships and gender have any influence? The medical research community seems divided on this issue. According to a leading US psychologist, “it’s possible to blame women for men’s miserableness”. An article in Th
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Body Odour Index (BOI)

The warmer weather has led to reports of heavy concentrations of body odour – sebaceous gland syndrome (SGS) – in such places as the London Underground, on trains and buses, and in city centre pubs and coffee shops. As a service to our readers, MBM has come up with an index calibrated to the degree of bod
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Bladder Used as a Political Football

As more revelations appear about corruption at FIFA, many Swiss are becoming increasingly angry that their squeaky-clean image as makers of cuckoo clocks, chocolate, cheese-with-eyes and multi-function penknives is being tarnished and that they have become, quite literally, a political football to be kicked around by the US and its enforcement agencies. Well, that’s no
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Attributes of an MB

Typical attributes of MBs include: Dull, low, monotonous voice Sour face Glazed eyes – no one at home Hit and miss shave if they are male or, if they are female, the same Rounded shoulders and/or a stoop Poor coordination of arms when speaking Poor coordination of arms when standing – better if they just sit down
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